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What do all those computer abbreviations mean !
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| PCMCIA | People Cannot Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms | ||
| ISDN | It Still Does nothing | ||
| apple | arrogance produces profit losing entity | ||
| scsi | system cannot see it | ||
| dos | defective operating system | ||
| basic | bill's attempt to seize industry control | ||
| IBM | i blame Microsoft | ||
| dec | do expect cuts | ||
| cd-rom | consumer device rendered obsolete in months | ||
| os/2 | obsolete soon too | ||
| www | world wide wait,, wait wait wait | ||
| Macintosh | most applications crash if not operating system hangs | ||
| Pentium | produces erroneous numbers through incorrect understanding of mathematics | ||
| Cobol | completely obsolete business oriented language | ||
| amiga | a merely insignificant game addition | ||
| lisp | lots of infuriating & silly parenthesis | ||
| mips | meaningless indication of processor speed (its true, it is useless, because mips is the measurement of how fast instructions can be issued not how fast instructions can be processed!!! *tanenbaum) | ||
| windows | will install needless data on whole system | ||
| giro | garbage in, rubbish out | ||
| Microsoft | most intelligent customers realize out software only fools teenagers | ||
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